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  • me: should i make a sarcastic comment or not

kristenmastora7:

gallium-knight:

Here’s a test:

I’m holding a baby in one hand and a petri dish holding a fetus in the other.

I’m going to drop one. You chose which.

If you really truly believe a fetus is the same thing as a baby, it should be impossible for you to decide. You should have to flip a coin, that’s how impossible the decision should be.

Shot in the dark, you saved the baby.

Because you’re aware there’s a difference.

Now admit it

woah.

dubstepsunset:

It’s too early but I laughed louder than I should have

7ns:

lookin at the booty like
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Anonymous asked: i'm an 18 year old college freshman and i've never been kissed. i haven't even held hands with a boy. and having attractive friends and sister who i always go out with doesn't exactly help with the self-esteem -_-

i-am-mishafuckingcollins:

You know today in English class we had to do a response journal. It really struck me and it comes to me now,

"Happiness is a butterfly, which when pursued, is always just beyond your grasp, but which, if you will sit down quietly, may alight upon you."
- Nathaniel Hawthorne

If you keep wanting a relationship and craving it, it’ll seem like years until someone comes along. If you put all your attention into that one thing, it’s always going to be just beyond your grasp.

But if you focus on college and your friends and yourself, someone special and fantastic will come along and make you smile and giggle and flail your arms because they call you cute little nick names.

Wait. Do not rush something as precious as a personal relationship.

Like the butterfly, it’ll come to you. Just focus on yourself, dear.

avatardsherlockian:

killjoysandcastiel:

colesun:

sheetofsound:

ghoulishghosty:

also today some kid mentioned the red hot chili peppers and i was like “oh i love that band” and they were like “oh yeah name five songs by them” and i listed five of my favourites and he hesitated and then said “maybe you do like them”

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Why is it on a pieCE OF CHEESE

Why do you make your senteNCES CAPITALIZED AS THEY PROGRESS

because it proviDES A SENSE OF SUDDEN ANGER/REALIZATION

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