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elouvator:

moshingwithyourmom:

elouvator:

why do guys think girls wear makeup for them do u honestly think i spent $20 on a blush to make ur dick hard calm down

Then please explain why you do wear make up Hm?

this might surprise u but people sometimes do things for themselves

let-them-eat-vag:

Cats in some motherfuckin scarves I know it’s fall now

  • parents: okay we will be home at 11 o'clock!
  • clock: 11:01
  • me: they're dead i'm alone i need to start my orphan life now

littlehinduthings:

it’s not a true internet fight without the word “sweetie”

michaxl:

things boys say

  • no homo
  • it smells like ass in here

shrekjpeg:

me: goes to see someones blog

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me: actually u kno what nvm

t3hsiggy:

bakrua:

ah yes the first pokemon battle of the game

tackle tackle tackle tackle tackle

"Enemy Bulbasaur used Growl"

"HA, YES, YOU FOOL, YOU HAVE FALLEN RIGHT INTO MY TRAP, FOR NOW I SHALL DEAL AN EXTRA TURN OF DAMAGE MORE THAN YOU”

jad3harley:

do you ever reblog something specifically for someone on your dash and they reblog it from you and youre all

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punishedsnakes:

when ur friend makes great art

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sun-thief-rai:

lauriejuspeczyk:

so you’re telling me there’s an alien who regenerates into a completely random form, that he cannot control or determine himself, and who understandably could take millions of different appearances, but who all 13 times just turned into a different skinny white guy

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