why do guys think girls wear makeup for them do u honestly think i spent $20 on a blush to make ur dick hard calm down
Then please explain why you do wear make up Hm?
this might surprise u but people sometimes do things for themselves
Cats in some motherfuckin scarves I know it’s fall now
- parents: okay we will be home at 11 o'clock!
- clock: 11:01
- me: they're dead i'm alone i need to start my orphan life now
it’s not a true internet fight without the word “sweetie”
things boys say
- no homo
- it smells like ass in here
me: goes to see someones blog
me: actually u kno what nvm
ah yes the first pokemon battle of the game
tackle tackle tackle tackle tackle
"Enemy Bulbasaur used Growl"
"HA, YES, YOU FOOL, YOU HAVE FALLEN RIGHT INTO MY TRAP, FOR NOW I SHALL DEAL AN EXTRA TURN OF DAMAGE MORE THAN YOU”
do you ever reblog something specifically for someone on your dash and they reblog it from you and youre all
when ur friend makes great art
so you’re telling me there’s an alien who regenerates into a completely random form, that he cannot control or determine himself, and who understandably could take millions of different appearances, but who all 13 times just turned into a different skinny white guy