I'm an annoying asshole and my blog is ridiculously erratic.
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ejacurlate:

*does homework assignment 5 minutes before it’s due but puts yesterday’s date on it*

multipack:

if my life was a drink it would be room temperature coke with the ice melted

wificrisis:

don’t judge me cause i’m quiet, no one plans a murder out loud

fohk:

ryan howard is everything

dj-bsnow:

If I make you breakfast in bed, a simple “Thank You” will suffice. None of this “How did you get in my house” business. So rude

hibiene:

when u and ur friends hang out

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harleyquinnj6:

My ride is here

Drop a “If I were dating you…” In my ask.